I always had a problem with the sentiment behind Dylan's Forever Young, so here's my take on it.

Forever Dumb

D Dsus2 D Dsus2

D
May you always feel the need for      
    F#m
An imaginary friend
        G
May you always have to follow
    D           A
The very latest trend
        D
May you choose to never grow up   
  F#m
Remain forever young
            G   A        D   Dsus2 D Dsus4 D
And may you stay forever dumb

        A        A7   Bm
Forever dumb, forever dumb,
        D   A   G    D
May you stay forever dumb.

D
May you know what's best for others
         F#m
May your choice always be swift
        G
May you have a strong foundation 
          D             A
May your opinions never shift 
        D
May you always have your mind made up
    F#m
And know what's to be done
        G   A        D    Dsus2 D Dsus4 D
May you stay forever dumb

        A        A7   Bm
Forever dumb, forever dumb,
        D   A   G    D
May you stay forever dumb.

D
May you grow up to be self-righteous 
        F#m
May you grow up to be firm
        G
May you always know the truth 
        D              A
May you live and never learn
        D
May you never have a question
      F#m
Whose answer could be wrong
        G  A             D    Dsus2 D Dsus4 D
And may you stay forever dumb 

        A        A7   Bm
Forever dumb, forever dumb,
        D   A   G    D
May you stay forever dumb.