The Trumplicans' Rally
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If you go down to Waco today
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You're in for a big surprise;
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If you go down to Waco today
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You'd better go in disguise!
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For every clown that ever there was
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Will gather there for certain because
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Today's the day the Trumplicans have their rally.
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Rally time for Trumplicans.
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The funny Trumplicans are having a lovely time today.
Watch them, see them ban the queers,
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And see them burn books on their rally-day.
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See them madly scream and shout,
They love to stomp about,
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They never have any cares
At six o'clock they're watching Fox news
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And then they go to bed,
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Because they don't want to know what's true.
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Every Trumplican who's been good
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Is sure of a treat today.
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There's lots of marvelous lies to spread
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And wonderful games to play.
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On Capitol steps where everyone sees
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They'll beat on police as long as they please
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'Cause that's the way the Trumplicans have their rally.
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Rally-time for Trumplicans,
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The funny Trumplicans are having a lovely time today.
Watch them change the voting rules
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And gerrymander on their rally-day
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See them madly scream and shout,
They love to stomp about,
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They never have any cares
At six o'clock they're watching Fox news
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And then they go to bed,
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Because they can't bear to learn what's true.
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If you go down to Waco today
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You're in for a big surprise;
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If you go down to Waco today
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You'd better go in disguise!
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For every clown that ever there was
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Will gather there for certain because
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Today's the day the Trumplicans have their rally.
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Rally time for Trumplicans.
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The funny Trumplicans are having a lovely time today.
Watch them, see them wave their guns,
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And see them burn books on their rally-day.
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See them madly scream and shout,
They love to stomp about,
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They never have any cares
At six o'clock they're watching Fox news
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And then they go to bed,
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Because they don't want to know what's true.
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Because they can't bear to learn what's true.